+679You wish you could live long enough to see if Humans ever find a way to live in other planets and discover aliens. amirite?
+678Humans are incredible, you give them a machine that processes tons of complex information in seconds, and they complain that it's too slow, amirite?
+670Pizza boxes are impossible to dispose of, they don't fit inside any trash bag, or trash can, or trash shoot ever built by humans. And it always pops open and spills half eaten crust on you whenever you try to throw it away, amirite?
+658Studies show that humans spend nearly 66% of their lives sleeping. So, that basically means that half of our life is a dream, amirite?
+639It's hard to think that the earth existed for millions of years, because if that's true, us humans really did manage to fuck up big time in a span of 2000+ years, amirite?
+635"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
+622Forget zombies, humans are screwed when puppies take over the world. Who can shoot a puppy in the face, amirite?
+606If you were born blind, what would you think humans...or really anything looked like? amirite?
+599"Wouldn't it be funny if humans had to recharge, like cell phones?" We do. It's called sleeping. amirite?
+596Why can't humans have tails? The only thing our tailbone is good for right now is hurting when we hit it. amirite?
+567You wonder what humans would instinctively find attractive, it we weren't influenced by the media, amirite?