+443All humans share 99.9% of their DNA. What a huge difference that .1% can make. amirite?
+440Humans establish these "standards" for each person, and if they somehow don't follow them then they think they've got to fix them! Counselor: "Oh, what's that, quiet person? You're eating lunch alone and not sitting next to annoying gossiping classmates like every teenager does? That can't happen! Hey, neighboring kids! Come meet [name] he's new here.", amirite?
+437Dogs: when the humans come home, you really know how to turn your wag on, amirite?
+433How would cartoons watch cartoons... wouldn't they just look like humans, amirite?
+428It's so annoying to hear dogs barking, but if you think about it, it's just their speech. They could be hanging around listening to us talk and saying, "My God, Fido, please make these damn humans shut up," amirite?
+427It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
+427Humans used to make themselves feel better about their shit life by observing the village idiot. Now we have Jersey Shore. amirite?
+427People always compare humans to snowflakes. I think we're a lot like popcorn, too. All made the same way, but somehow are all different in some way. amirite?
+423we're all hypocrites. accept that part of yourself...humans are naturally hypocritical; we are constantly changing in thought and perspective. amirite?
+419If you think about it, humans don't really deserve the earth, by the way we've treated it, amirite?
+414Maybe if humans stopped boasting about how they're "smarter than the average bear," we bears would stop mauling the shit out of you fuckers, amirite?
+412Sleep is strange; as in it's weird that humans require about 1/3 of our day to be spent unconcious in order to function, amirite?
+412On the Charmin Ultra commercials, it would be awkward if they replaced the bears with humans, amirite?
+411Abusers of animals should be punished just as harshly as abusers of humans, since animals can't even stand up for themselves, amirite?