+410It's a good thing the animals in the Jungle Book could speak English, or Mowgli never would have been able to fit in upon his return to the humans, amirite?
+405Sometimes, you're amazed at what humans are capable of; other times, you are stunned by our stupidity, amirite?
+402ALL humans feel fear when taking a path never taken before. If there's a difference, it's that some of us enjoy the thrill. Amirite?
+398Some humans are Psychic, For examle; waking up and feeling that the day is going to be complete shit. amirite?
+397I hate it when girls say "Without girls, there will be no humans in this world" Well, yeah true, so you're saying you don't need a man to reproduce? amirite?
+392Humans honk the squeaky dog toys for pleasure more often than their dogs do, amirite?
+389All of the idiots in the world should be separated from the rest of us and be sent to a different planet, so what's left of us can live in peace. But if this happens, the humans left on Earth would be listed as an endangered species, most of my classes at school would be empty, and I would be lonely. amirite?
+387Sure, atheists and Christians hold opposite and irreconcilable beliefs, but that doesn't mean we should act like enemies. We are all humans searching for very complicated truths, amirite?
+385It is unfathomable that bees can sting something useless like a piece of wood, and die. Especially when they always seem to make their suicide missions on humans. Amirite?
+384Humans share forty percent of their gene sequence with lettuce. This explains a lot, amirite?
+382The hyenas from "The Lion King" weren't really that bad; they were just hungry, like us humans who eat cows, amirite?
+376Humans have got a lot of stuff that would be really freaky to aliens. Like fireworks. Or boxing. Really, think about it. amirite?