+5,807Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?
+4,484When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
+4,044According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for "fun," too mature to play dumb, and too immature for "grown up" conversations. No wonder teens are so rebellious; there's nothing else to do, amirite?
+3,468Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
+2,526Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?
+2,467If I could write you a post to make you fall in love, I would already have it up on the homepage. I used up all of my wits, I hope that you read this. But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me, amirite?
+2,428Love should be like volleyball. You call "mine" and everybody backs off, amirite?
+2,411You'd love to somehow be able to know of every single person who has ever liked you, amirite?
+2,278"____ you!"............. It's kind of sad that words like "Bless", "Thank" or even "Love" didn't come to mind first, amirite?
+2,276"Can you scoop the litterbox?" sigh "yes mom" "and can you speak in a different tone of voice?" "HOLY SHIT I LOVE SCOOPING THE FUCKING LITTERBOX :D", amirite?
+2,222Just once I'd love to see a parent on My Sweet 16 grow a pair and cancel the party because their kid is being a major bitch, amirite?
+2,175Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
+2,128Its okay that I had sex with her and got her pregnant, because she's my wife and I love her and we've been trying to have a baby for months, amirite?
+2,091You love when your teachers tell you stories about their personal lives instead of teaching lessons, amirite?