+377Life sucks because you can't just LIVE it. Nooo, you gotta be successful and self-actualising. You gotta "make a change". You gotta "get involved" and "stay active" and "work to make ends meet". You gotta get married and have kids and bust your arse to meet even the lowest common denominator of existence. I just want to LIVE. Everything else can go fuck itself... amirite?
+270Non-conformity has become conformity. Financial and social status is now based on how shitty your jeans look like when they're brand new. Teen child birth is the lowest it's been in decades while teen pregnancy is the highest it's been since the 1930's. Ours is truly the generation of irony, amirite?
+623Bigfoot and Nessie only exist when we are holding the lowest resolution camera available, amirite?
+373"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" - Oscar Wilde. Actually, it's the 2nd lowest. The lowest form of wit is quoting this fucking line with a stupid, smug grin on your face whenever you can't think of a response yourself. amirite?
+334The people highest up have the lowest self esteem, the prettiest people do the ugliest things. amirite?
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+87Amirite can be divided into Hogwarts houses: Gryffindors post controversial questions purely to see what others think, and argue their points in the comments; Ravenclaws post intellectual epiphanies, and are the grammar Nazis; Hufflepuffs make posts that most people agree with, and settle comment fights; and Slytherins compete to see who gets the lowest average score, and are the trolls, amirite?
+455Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot. amirite?
+252It's funny how the same person who can make you warm and fuzzy and on top of the world can make you feel like the lowest life form on the planet too, amirite?
+540It is stupid that people who teach kids everything have one of the lowest salaries and the people who do nothing but entertain us (music and sports) have the largest, amirite?
+196It's kind of funny how websites have the sort by price option from highest to lowest. It's like announcing to the world "I'm a rich snob, and I won't buy anything under $500!", amirite?
+293Isn't it odd that the word "swear" is used for the lowest form of language and yet the highest form of promises. amirite?
+164Someone should make a Harry Potter MMORPG. After a Pottermore-type quiz, you get to choose between four wand lengths, two core and five woods, and after another quiz, get sorted, with the option to not get sorted into a certain house, but not the one with the lowest number of members. You get to choose your own supplies, go to Diagon Alley etc, graduate and gt a job and so on. The game will require a microphone, for added awesomeness, amirite?