+1,438Child by themselves begins crying Woman: Don't cry, it's okay. Let's go find your parents.*takes child's hand and walks away" Everyone: "Aww, what a nice person! Everyone should be more like her." Man: "Don't cr-" Everyone: "PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE! CALL 911! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" amirite?
+1,302Girls: When told to "make a sammich" for your man, don't object. Go with it. Make it the most delicious sammich ever. Then, eat it right in front of him. amirite?
+1,290MLIA is kinda like your ex now, you look back at it and think "Man, what did I ever see in you?!" Amirite?
+1,287You're black and your ancestors were slaves? Sorry, I didn't realize I was offending you. What's that? You're Jewish and your ancestors experienced the Holocaust? My bad. Huh? Your Irish? Protestant?Native American? Japanese? Chinese? Gay? Handicapped?A women? A man? Adopted? Abused? Ya know what... everyone's ancestors were persecuted at some point. It doesn't mean everyone owes you now. Amirite?
+1,244Girls: At least once in your life, you want to dress up in a sleek black dress and heels and have a handsome man in a suit bring you flowers and take you out to a fancy restaurant. amirite?
+1,157Mulan, the fact that you got him to fall in love with you when you were acting as a man, should send up a few red flags.. just sayin', amirite?
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+1,107Guys, please... You look hideous when your muscles pop out your veins and are larger than the width of 2 heads. Your 12 pack is not attractive and your abnormally large legs kind of scare me. Your neck is larger than the width of your head and man you just need to get out of the gym for like five minutes and do something else. amirite?
+1,093Twilight - A depressed girl who cannot decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog. amirite?
+1,066Disney channel needs to get a new laugh track. I mean, I can still hear the same man laughing the same exact laugh since like That's so Raven. What kind of man goes to every episode of every Disney show?! Amirite?
+1,038If you're not man enough to stay with your pregnant girlfriend, you're not man enough to have a girlfriend in the first place, amirite?
+1,000We can put a man on the moon, but there is still only one disgusting flavor of cough syrup? I mean really? amirite?
+997Many people say that a man's wife belongs in the kitchen. A real man would cook for his wife. amirite?