A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. How did the driver know to swerve?
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+65So sweet how people try to mask their crippling insecurities with bitchiness instead of alcohol like normal people.
+11Iron Man fights crime in a powerful armored suit. Witchblade gets to wear this skimpy costume. These kind of outfits for female characters just reinforce the perception that fans of graphic novels are a bunch of perverted teenagers who are too afraid to talk to real women. It's about time that there was more equality for superheroes. So either give female characters a full set of clothing for their crime fighting or send Batman out fighting crime in no more than a mask and a posing pouch (I v...
+11Anyone who has read the BEN creepypasta has had the urge to play Majora's Mask JUST to see if MAYBE it was real.
+120It's pretty ironic when people in movie theaters cough to mask the sound of their crinkling cellophane because in order to mask that sound they need to be louder than the original sound - it defeats the purpose, amirite?
+145the worst prank you could possibly pull on someone would be, while someone is trying to fall back asleep, to but on a scary mask, barge into their room and yell "WHOS NEXT?". that would scar the person for life. amirite?
+22You've always wanted Scooby-Doo and the gang to pull of a mask and say "wait, who the fuck is this?", amirite?