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+103Referencing a common question of why women's perfume doesn't last long on women like men's cologne lasts on men: Because no perfume can mask the smell of an angel, Amirite?
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RichardGarcia2s avatar RichardGarcia2
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+112Many men learned how to shave their face from their dad, most men had to figure out how to shave their balls by themselves, amirite?
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Boknows12s avatar Boknows12
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-8Woman will put up with a little sex to live a life they way they want to live it, men will work their fingers to the bone and do anything and everything to getlaid. amirite?
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Tldfonats avatar Tldfonat
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+158Penis envy does happen but only between men, amirite?
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ambitiouscorners avatar ambitiouscorner
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-166If feminists need men like fish need bicycles, then why is most of the country's infrastructure built by men? amirite?
Image for post If feminists need men like fish need bicycles, then why is most of the country's infrastructure built by men? amirite?
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TheSimmeringFrogs avatar TheSimmeringFrog
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-156If the feminists who ignore the Equal Pay Act of 1963 signed by President Kennedy still believe men get paid more than woman, why don't companies save money and just hire all women? amirite?
Image for post If the feminists who ignore the Equal Pay Act of 1963 signed by President Kennedy still believe men get paid more than woman, why don't companies save money and just hire all women? amirite?
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TheSimmeringFrogs avatar TheSimmeringFrog
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+112𝐌𝐲 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲,
Berry Berry sweet Berry.
I wish to have your taste early
your warm hug in the morning cold
makes me rise so strong and bold
At dawn when all men rise
To examine the stars with the eye of the wise
I long for you,
my sweet berry.
I yell to the winds, “Oh, winds, carry me.”
Carry me to the land of the west
to the place of the beauty and best
Whose love so sweet and better to taste
in both slow motion and sweeter in haste
I miss my Berry, my only Berry
On whose laps am so light to carry.
𝑇𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑑...
, amirite?
Image for post 𝐌𝐲 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲, Berry Berry sweet Berry. I wish to have your taste early your warm hug in the morning cold makes me rise so strong and bold At dawn when all men rise To examine the stars with the eye of the wise I long for you, my sweet berry. I yell to the winds, “Oh, winds, carry me.” Carry me to the land of the west to the place of the beauty and best Whose love so sweet and better to taste in both slow motion and sweeter in haste I miss my Berry, my only Berry On whose laps am so light to carry. 𝑇𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑑... , amirite?
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+108Men love cars because they can control them, women love shoes because they can walk all over them, amirite?
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-156Now that men can get preggers, men are now allowed to have an opinion on abortion, amirite?
Image for post Now that men can get preggers, men are now allowed to have an opinion on abortion, amirite?
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TheSimmeringFrogs avatar TheSimmeringFrog
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+133There is probably someone out there who is perfectly fine with two men getting married, but also finds the idea of a white man marrying a black, Asian, Middle Eastern, or Hispanic man horrifying. amirite?
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bibbitybobbitybacons avatar bibbitybobbitybacon
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+120Women will sit on (about) twice as many toilets in their lives then men will. amirite?
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No_on3__s avatar No_on3__
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+117Men watch She-Hulk because they wanna be dominated and babied deep down. amirite?
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Crazymotherfukers avatar Crazymotherfuker
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+134Most Noblemen aren't Noble Men, amirite?
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+133The discrepancy in women's dating preferences vs men's is pretty simple. Women have a finite amount of eggs, while men have trillions of seed to fertilize. Evolution 101, amirite?
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+125Men in fights don't hit each others balls, because the will feel it themselves... amirite?
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