+1,941It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?
+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+1,417My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
+418The best pickup line is "My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on....oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast", amirite?
+1,064Why did Domino's stop sponsoring Jersey Shore? They're perfect for each other. The cast of Jersey Shore is completely like Domino's. Cheesy, shiny from a ton of grease, cheap, vaguely Italian, mass produced and constantly shown on TV. And anything you wanna have, you can get it in under 30 minutes. amirite?
+1,790Watching your favorite movie with people who haven't seen it before is kind of stressful. You basically spend 90+ minutes nervously glancing at the other people to make sure they're enjoying it, amirite?
+902I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my PC monitor if I leave it idle for 5 minutes. It's my screen Saviour. amirite?
+63130 minutes into 2011 and OH MY GOD WE HAVE HOVERBOARDS AND ROBOTS AND UNICORNS OH MY GOD sucks for you all in 2010 still, amirite?
+950It's awesome when you tell a joke, thinking your friend will just chuckle a little, and they end up laughing for ten minutes. amirite?
+640Dogs seem to have no way of telling how much time has passed when you've been gone. You walk in to you're house after being gone for 15 minutes and they run up to you, tail wagging, like "YOUCAMEBACKITHOUGHTYOUWEREGOINGTOBEGONEFOREVERILOVEYOUDON'TEVERLEAVEMEAGAIN!!!", amirite?
+742You would rather arrive five minutes late to your destination than 50 years early to your funeral, amirite?
+1,274Wow! No one's finished with their test yet! I must me a genius! There's still, like ten minutes left of class! I can't believe he said the test was gona be - shit there's a back?! amirite?
+920It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was still lingers, amirite?
+412It would be funny to advertise yourself as a great fortune teller, but just troll all of your clients. "I predict that in five minutes you will leave angrily after being denied a refund." Amirite?