+2,167The first bank ever must have been quite sketchy. "What am I going to do with all my money?" "Just give it to me...I'll take care of it...I promise..", amirite?
+1,746Mario is just like a hobo. he wakes up everyday wearing the same thing, he travels through the sewers, he beats people up for money, and what does he spend that money on? mushrooms, amirite?
+1,532Gift cards are the polite way for family members to say, "We wanted to give you money for your birthday, but we think you might be a drug addict," amirite?
+1,313If swimming helps us stay fit why are whales fat? Why does everyone want to got to heaven but no one wants to die? Shall i say that there is racial discrimination in chess cuz the white piece must be moved 1st? If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why do we still call it a building when its already built? Funny world,eh. amirite?
+1,193If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an asshole, amirite?
+971you are never to old to: get excited for Christmas, blow out candles, ask your parents for money, or watch Pixar, amirite?
+956You've wondered where they get all the money that they just give away on game shows from, amirite?