+5,029People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
+3,755You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
+2,906If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?
+3,442Forget cheesy pick-up lines, we need better break-up lines: 'Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.', amirite?
+3,118It's annoying when people make two statements in a post and you only agree with one of them so you don't know how to vote. Also murder should be legal, amirite?
+18,256I should be allowed to differentiate between two non-descript people I dont know by saying "he is the black dude" without people accusing me of being racist, amirite?
+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+1,472I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?
+2,524Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?
+1,933A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
+3,042"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
+2,693I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?
+3,144It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?