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+769Saying someone elses marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet, amirite?
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+304When one mature adult has an imaginary friend it is called crazy. When millions of mature adults share the same imaginary friend, it's called religion. amirite?
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+432Being an atheist is okay. Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist or an otherwise hateful person and blaming it on your religion is not okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay, amirite?
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+602"For me, religion is like a rhinoceros: I don't have one, and I'd really prefer not to be trampled by yours. But it is impressive, and even beautiful, and, to be honest, the world would be slightly worse off if there weren't any." -- Silas Sparkhammer, amirite?
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+527If Atheism is a religion then Off is a TV channel, amirite?
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+604I'll accept your religious beliefs as an excuse for being against gay marriage IF you actually follow everything your religion dictates. Otherwise you're just picking and choosing words out of a book in order to fight something that is different for you, and that's pathetic. Amirite?
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+606If Anthony hosted an Amirite party for all of us, the theme would be Harry Potter, there would be a Justin Bieber Pinata, the DJ would be Pedo Bear playing our crazy remixes of Dynamite, we should share "Dear ___" letters, and a HUGE religion argument would erupt when half the table says grace before eating, amirite?
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+542A college class was told they had to write a short story, using as few words as possible and had to contain the following three things: a smilieReligion (B)sex (c)Mystery. This is the only A+ short story in the entire Class: "Oh my God, I'm Pregnant. I wonder how that happened!", amirite?
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+1,190Calling Atheism religion is like calling bald a hair color. amirite?
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+315God created the universe in seven days. How do we know His days are the same length as our days? Our days are based on the Earth's rotation, but before the Earth, what did God base His days on? The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. Since God in infinite years old, His days could be two billion years long, thus He created the universe in 14 billion years. Religion and Science can go together, amirite?
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+271Evolution is all based on theory; they don't Actually know how life began; so anyone who believes in evolution is just practicing another form of religion, that is to say, having faith in a higher power (scientists) about the beginning of life without any Actual Proof (definition of a theory). amirite?
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+960Non-religious people do have morals; religion isn't required to be a good person in general, amirite?
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+219Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right. amirite?
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+363Treat religion like your penis; don't show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throats, amirite?
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+353The government (America, Canada, European countries...) is NOT a theocracy, therefore religion should not be a valid argument for why gays should not be allowed to marry, amirite?
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