+37If your Monday is off to a bad start just remember that somewhere someone is probably confusing a rectal thermometer for an oral thermometer. amirite?
+49You can remember a series of letters more easily than numbers "Electrocution" vs "989361356012", amirite?
+26There was a woman with the biggest pair of titties you'll ever see in your life but you probably don't even remember her, amirite?
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+28Sometimes we forget the things we wish we could remember and remember the most painful things we desperately wish to forget More
-29when people say trump isnt doing anything they should remember that every time he tries to pass anything the democrats fight against it. amirite
+54If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?
+39When we can't move in dreams and can't remember dreams it's like we almost die and we as souls(like a ghost) need our physical body to host off. amirite?
+57Depression is the unsatisfiable need, the complaint that admits no repair; the empty hole that nothing fits inside; the lack that can't be named; the attitude of such hopeless existential defeatism that even escaping it seems pointless; the low so low that even reflecting on the highest high elicits no joy; the feeling as if something crucial and pure and good has been lost forever, but it's impossible to discern or remember what exactly it was. amirite?