+4,001I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground, The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties, Mom was your hero and Dad was superman, Your worst enemies were your siblings, Race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, life was simple and carefree, but what i remember most... ...was wanting to grow up. amirite?
+2,794Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard. amirite?
+2,461Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+1,837Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, you could be being chased by some psycho with a snake who wants to kill you because of a prophecy while you have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul, amirite?
+1,739It's really weird to think that in a couple of years, you might not remember today at all, amirite?
+1,618Sometimes you have to check your watch twice because the first time you looked you didn't remember the time, amirite?
+1,500You have memories which you can't remember if they were real or a dream, amirite?
+1,495I don't remember how I got here, INCEPTION!...No hun, you were just wasted, amirite?
+1,307When your parent tells you that he/she's going grocery shopping and asks you want you want, you blank out and can't think of anything. When they come back, you remember everything. amirite?
+1,256It's a weird feeling when you can't remember if something happened in a dream or in real life, amirite?
+1,247It's very annoying when you're in bed about to fall asleep, you suddenly remember that you forgot to do something before going to bed, and your brain won't let you go to sleep untill you do it. amirite?
+1,237When you get a bruise, 5% of people try to remember where they got it, 5% of people don't even know they have it and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts, amirite?