It was my friends birthday yesterday and he just turned 67. So I got him this card that I thought was right on the money. It had 3 pictures on the front. It showed dollar bills and said "Lots of Money!" Then it showed a car and said "Fast cars!" Then it showed 2 hands and said "Want to touch a boob!" Then you open the card up and it says "See, your birthday wishes haven't changed since you were 12 years old!" We damn near had to call the EMT's he was laughing so hard. More
+284It's awkward when your mom gets remarried and you have to share a room with a curly-headed fuck, amirite?
+369It's excruciating sitting in front of a group of people in class who are extremely funny and seem to share the same BRAIN as you, but you don't know them well enough to turn around and just join their conversation, amirite?
+441It's really annoying when a guy says "I guess you could say I'm a lesbian, because I like girls!" No, I couldn't call you a lesbian, because that would mean that you, too, are a girl. Is there something you would like to share with me? amirite?
+476If 69 is a sex position, 96 is how straight men sleep when they're forced to share a bed, amirite?
+280People in Denmark were shown to be the happiest people on Earth, and they just happen to tolerate gays (among others), pay their fair share of taxes, and have a generally liberal attitude. Hmm... amirite?
+16I have a question for everyone. Do we come here to share our views, have healthy debate, a laugh? Or are we here for simple validation?
+186It's annoying when you're furiously masticating in secret at school but then your friends come in, you try and shove it back into your trousers but they see it and you have to share your gum, amirite?
+213We should go over to Palestine and say, in a stern mom's voice, "IF YOU CAN'T SHARE, NOBODY HAS IT!" amirite?