+2,908If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?
+871Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
+1,250The next time someone beeps their horn .03 sec after the light changes green. You should shut off your car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour, amirite?
+811If a stranger starts talking to you in an elevator, just say: "I don't want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you" that'll shut 'em up. amirite?
+985Some guy in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha." I replied, "20 x 0 = 0." That shut him up. amirite?
+1,135Just because someone has cancer does not automatically make them "beautiful", at least aesthetically. Just because someone is in a gay relationship does not automatically make them in love. Someone with a disability is not automatically a better person than someone who is able. Facebook groups promoting these ideas need to shut the fuck up, amirite?
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+819When playing Sims, you get frustrated when your characters waste time playing computer games instead of socializing or improving skills. Then you shut up. Amirite?
+831It's annoying when people take an unattractive quality they have and try to make it sound cute. "Umm I'm kind of a control freak. Like, I just REALLY like things my way. Ahaha(((:" Bitch shut up, amirite?
+540There were 2 cows in a field. One cow says ''Moo." The other cow replies, ''Shut the fuck up you uneducated twat'', amirite?
+845You didn't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day, or a father on Father's Day, so shut up. Amirite?
+662Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation, hip rotation, head circulation, elbow, elbow, fist, fist, shut up girl you got dissed, amirite?
+636"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
+690Sometimes it's funny when companies put down their competitors in commercials. Verizon: "We have much better 3G coverage than At&t's tiny map." At&t: "Verizon may have their map, but we have a much faster network." Verizon: "At&t may have better coverage, but At&t is a stupid name!" At&t: "Oh yeah, well shut the fuck up! T-Mobile: "We're better than both of those assholes.", amirite?