+2,176It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+509Let's hope serial killers never get State Farm Agents. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. With a hatchet! And a family of four." Amirite?
+574It's fun to make things seem intense: "The man, after 8 hours of laying in the darkness, awakens from his unconscious state. He stumbles slowly, toward the beeping machine, and bangs the head of the contraption, and hobbles back to the shelter of dreams.", amirite?
+495"Scientists state that drowning is the least painful way to die." Well, that's very nice and all but how in god's name do they come up with that research? Do they study people who are drowning and just nod curiously and go, "right, well they look happier than the man who was burning to a crisp last time we checked, so it mustn't hurt too badly," amirite?
+55610 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. We finally found Bin Laden. In his house. amirite?
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+170If youre mad about the Joe Paterno statue being torn down at Penn State, you should just turn around and pretend nothings happening, amirite?
+595"In the event of an erection lasting for more than four hours, seek immediate medical help": "911, state your emergency." "My erection is lasting for more than four hours." "...", amirite?
+852When showing other people old pictures you always state the obvious. "There's me in a chair.", amirite?
+380You would have really high expectations of your neighbor if he/she worked for State Farm, amirite?
+354In Avatar: The Last Airbender, it's said that the Avatar state combines the current Avatar's powers with all previous Avatars. What a letdown this must have been for the very first Avatar. It'd be like, "Look out! I'm becoming exactly as powerful as I was before!" amirite?
+74We should find out if we have Amirite? neighbors. Comment with a state. Comments on comments will be cities/towns. Subsequent comments will be districts, streets, etc. amirite?