+5,217I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?
+5,124What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit". amirite?
+4,806Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?
+4,484When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
+3,798I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
+3,444There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+2,816The superbowl is the only time when you are suposed to be quiet during the commercials, and you can talk all you want during the program, amirite?
+2,609In school, when the teacher tells you to stop "clicking" the pen it always seems you end with the ballpoint inside and have to click it one more time. amirite?
+2,546My watch is really cool. Besides being able to tell time, you can talk on the phone, text people, AND take pictures. Plus, it comes in a new shape, so you dont have to wear it around your wrist! Some people call it a cell phone, but i dont know what they're talking about, amirite?
+2,535Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Get a girlfriend or something. amirite?
+2,518About 95% of the time you're looking at someone else's paper during a test or quiz is to see how far they they've finished, not their answers, amirite?
+2,472Before there was an Internet, people probably spent a lot of time wondering what to do with all their pictures of cats, amirite?