+18You hate it when you go on adventure in a new world. You save the kingdom and everyone loves you. You fight huge monsters and save the entire universe from destruction. When it time to leave, no one in your world knows what happened, amirite?
+11everyone says they found someting thats perfect, Stephen Hawkings said "If everything in the universe was perfect, even its self, it would cease to exist", so in truth, anything perfect ceases to exist.. and thats why most people die before its their time to go, amirite?
+747The belief that men are better than women or vice versa is about the stupidest thing in the entire universe. If it weren't for a man and a woman, you wouldn't be here, so sexism is stupid, amirite?
+155If a girl blows up a condom into a balloon and puts it under her shirt, the universe would collapse from the irony, amirite?
+98God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time, amirite?
+250I don't believe there is a God, but if there is, I have to admire his work...our universe is quite beautiful, amirite?
+15At times, you've considered the vastness of the universe and freaked yourself out by thinking about the possibility of life elsewhere.... like on specks of dust, other planets, etc, amirite?
0You do not buy nasty spongy bagels from the supermarket, especially if you live in New York, home of the greatest bagels in the universe, amirite?
+25Just thinking about the vastness of the universe requires more brain than you have, amirite?
+23Mysterious of the world: What happens after we die? Is there other forms of life in the universe? How did we get here? Which came first the chicken or the egg? How did Adam and Eve’s kids have kids, did they have belly buttons? And finally drumrolls… where the heck did this cut/bruise come from? amirite?
+406In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and is widely regarded as a bad move, amirite?