+511This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises... amirite?
+1,306It's annoying when people point out flaws in fiction. Like "Hey, how are they at the beach on Spongebob? They're underwater!" .. "He's a TALKING SPONGE living in a PINEAPPLE, and the WATER bothers you?!", amirite?
+562I'm a resourceful optimist. While you guys were being philosophical about it, I finished the half glass of water and got a refill, amirite?
+502You can't bring a water bottle on a plane because it could be a bomb. But it's okay, just go put it in that trashcan, amirite?
+515You gotta love words like fireplace. It's literally a place....for fire. Or waterfall which is falling water. Or eyelid: a lid for your eye, amirite?
+1,094Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard, amirite?
+384When life hands you artificial colors, sweeteners, flavors, preservative chemicals, filtered water, and a small percentage of real lemon juice, make lemonade, amirite?
+512The thought of flying fish and swordfish mating and creating "flyingswordfish" is horrifying... You're sitting in your boat just fishing and minding your own business, then all of a sudden one of these mutant fish jumps out of the water, flies straight towards you at 45 mph and stabs you in the fucking chest, amirite?
+345There are 17 types of people in the world: Normal, Fire, Water, Electric, Grass, Ice, Fighting, Poison, Ground, Flying, Psychic, Bug, Rock, Ghost, Dragon, Dark, and Steel. amirite?
+433Saying abstinence-only education will teach kids not to have sex is like saying: we can prevent drowning by not teaching people to swim, so they won’t ever go near the water. Amirite?
+132how real men eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat solid block of noodles 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort powder 5. Fuck Bitches