The only confederate flag worth remembering is the white patch of surrender.
+69Mimes and prisoners wear the same black and white striped clothes, amirite?
+46When Betty White/Queen Elizabeth dies, there will probably be bets won by people who guessed the year they'd die. amirite?
+65If someone of another ethnicity makes themselves up to resemble someone of your ethnicity, does that offend you? Because as a white guy, I honestly do not give a single f**k if someone makes themselves up to look like a white person. I don't care what the circumstances are, I don't care what their intent is, I just don't care, and frankly I don't understand why anyone would. What do you think, amirite?
-52The human body has seven orfices taking nostrils and ears into account. So Snow White might have interesting options if the Seven Dwarves are enough small... amirite?
+42if you drive a white ford explorer and you're not a cop you're just an asshole, amirite?
+52Betty Marion White was born in 1922; the first BMW car made was in 1928. Betty White is the original BMW. amirite?
+53Your parent is the only generation who has watched huge technology change. From no TV to black and white TV to color TV to 3d TV to smart TV. amirite?
+56Good & Plentys were probably made pink and white to trick people into eating black licorice, amirite?
-3you will not ever find a picture of a white male volunteer in africa, amirite?
+58A white heterosexual man doesn't feel the need to proclaim that he is "proud" to be a white heterosexual man because it is universally understood he is the closest thing to overall human perfection that there is, amirite? More