+10,069If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2013, amirite?
-575Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?
+875The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
+2,590When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
+591If we could ban guns, we would have world peace, just like all that peace we had before guns were invented, amirite?
+4,161Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
+1,138You kinda wonder if Santa Claus changes clothes when he gets to the other side of the world or if he just freezes in shorts and a t-shirt/ burns up in a long shirt and pants, amirite?