+2,175Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
+3,483I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong. amirite?
+3,409Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?
+1,132Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or something? I feel like if we give hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get out of their way. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it would rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way, amirite?
+830You've gotta wonder what would happened if your attitude towards a mugger was so out of the ordinary, that they wouldn't know how to react. mugger holds you at knife point "Give me all your money!" you casually open your wallet "Umm.. alright.. so I have....$76 in Monopoly money and.. rummages through wallet some more ..14 Chuck E Cheese tickets. But I like, really need these.. sooo we could.. I don't know.. maybe split them?" "......wtf is wrong with you?". Amirite?
+1,816We all dial wrong numbers at some point but why dont we ever end up having a celebrity on the line? It'd be nice if you said "Hello, dad?" and got "No, this is Barrack Obama" as a reply, amirite?
+1,028It would be so entertaining to write an amazing, bestselling book that seems to have tons symbolism, but really doesn’t. Then, when all these experts try and analyze it, you can laugh and tell them they’re wrong. “No, the window on Sophia's house is not frosty to represent her struggle to see past the surface of things; the window is frosty because it’s fucking winter time." amirite?
+2,356You hate it when something goes wrong on your computer, and the little error box only lets you click "ok." No, dammit, it's not ok! Amirite?
+679If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
+783Gay people: you get really offended when two straight people try to get married. It's different from how you practice marriage and it is automatically morally wrong to do something different. amirite?
+922Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. amirite?
+1,652You hate it when you're singing along to a song on the radio and the artist gets the words wrong, amirite?
+2,104I had sex with a fat chick in an elevator. That was wrong on so many levels. amirite?
+579So if I'm wrong, then you're right. And if you're right, then I'm left. And if I'm left and you're right, than that guy is straight. And if that guy is straight than you're gay. So if I'm wrong than you're gay, amirite?