+333It sucks when your pet is sleeping in the cutest position and you just wanna pet them till the fuckin cows come home but you don't wanna wake them up and ruin the cuteness of it all, amirite?
+331It's ridiculous how hard Pitbull owners have to fight in order to keep their dogs now. There is almost nothing sadder than seeing a good dog being put down because other dogs of the same breed are aggressive. amirite?
+330The bad part of staying home alone with just your pet is that when you sneeze really loud, there goes a long silence of no one giving a fuck, amirite?
+328It's awkward when you talk to your pet and a human thinks you're talking to them. Like they are any better conversation, amirite?
+324You wish you knew a bunch of languages but you are too lazy to learn them, amirite?
+323It doesn't make sense that people decide on a name for a pet and then expect it to respond right away, amirite?
+322It's incredible how dogs associate the sound of pots, pans, cutlery and plastic bags with this school of thought: OH MY GOD FOOD!! amirite?
+321Air conditioning is one of the greatest inventions ever. Almost nothing can stack up to the feeling of walking into a cool room after a very hot day, amirite?
+317You sometimes hear people say they wished mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. But can you imagine if they actually did? The anorexics of the world would probably start breeding them. "I lost four pounds a day just by sitting by the pond!", amirite?
+315It is called "Christmas Caroling" only if people can decently sing. Otherwise it is just a group of people 'disturbing the peace' outside in the cold. amirite?
+313You're just glad summer's here so everyone can stop talking about wanting it to be summer, amirite?
+309It's cool how whenever you get to an exciting or fast paced part in a book your reading speed automatically quickens to match it and when you get to a slow part with a lot of discription you read slower to sort of soak everything in, amirite?
+307You can throw a cat across a room and they'll always land right back on top of your homework, amirite?
+305Guys: you treat women like dogs. With unconditional love and friendship, amirite?