+299The dinosaurs' extinction probably came about as they were playing baseball, when someone saw a meteor coming towards them and said, "We better move out of the way or else our race will come to a SHORT STOP!" And when they were all winking and making tiny guns at each other, the meteor hit them and they all died, amirite?
+303Animal crossing bridges are a great idea, because now all we have to do is teach animals how to read maps and signs so they can find the damn things, amirite?
+294It'd be great to be a bird; if people piss you off, you can just shit on their heads without any explanation. amirite?
+291It's cool when you see a tree and realize it's been there since before you were born. Just imagine all the stories it could tell, amirite?
+289No matter your age, when you see deer on the side of the road, you stare like it's the first time you've ever seen deer, amirite?
+288Girls: just be thankful you aren't a chicken; hens have a period every day, amirite?
+286The thickness of the coat you're wearing is directly proportional to how long you're going to stay outside, amirite?
+285If you think about it, a well-treated pet probably has the best life of any creature that ever lived: they can sleep all day, have food provided for them, don't have to work for anything, and they have someone that they know they can always count on. amirite?
+281You know you're in trouble when you can't answer the "sample" question on a standarized test, amirite?
+281Cats: you hate when someone calls you out on something, and the best retort you can think up is "myah!" or "mrowr!" amirite?