+901You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?
+1,160Hipster leaf falls first, but then all the rest follow when it becomes cooler, amirite?
+862It's so annoying when you go to the pond and see all these ducks practicing their teenage girl faces, amirite?
+883Teenage girls like The Hunger Games so much because they all subconsciously want to kill each other. amirite?
+430Colorado used to be peaceful. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. amirite ? amirite?
+299The dinosaurs' extinction probably came about as they were playing baseball, when someone saw a meteor coming towards them and said, "We better move out of the way or else our race will come to a SHORT STOP!" And when they were all winking and making tiny guns at each other, the meteor hit them and they all died, amirite?
+455One of the best things about having a pet is that you can blame scary sounds on them. i.e "BOOM!" "Oh! Oh my gosh. It's totally cool..probably just the fish," amirite?
+411I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?
+427It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
+473Circus elephants have probably always dreamed of running away and joining the jungle, amirite?
+305Guys: you treat women like dogs. With unconditional love and friendship, amirite?