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After eating an entire carton of ice cream in one sitting, I just realized...Jaba the Hut is my spirt animal 🙄

Image for post After eating an entire carton of ice cream in one sitting, I just realized...Jaba the Hut is my spirt animal 🙄

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When I go to the gym, I rate the equipment from "oh that looks like fun" to "wonder how long it will take the paramedics to get me out of that "🙄

Image for post When I go to the gym, I rate the equipment from "oh that looks like fun" to "wonder how long it will take the paramedics to get me out of that "🙄

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Lady at the store: "Oh I love your perfume, what is it "
Me: "My Pledge to Clorox at Dawn"
Lady: "Where can I find it"
Me: "Aisle 6 Household cleaning supplies "🙄
No I ain't returning to this full time. I am bored atm

Image for post Lady at the store: "Oh I love your perfume, what is it "

Me: "My Pledge to Clorox at Dawn"

Lady: "Where can I find it"

Me: "Aisle 6 Household cleaning supplies "🙄

No I ain't returning to this full time. I am bored atm

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It's time to start planning to take possession of Mexico. We're going to end up there within the next century anyways. And once they have to start paying taxes go elsewhere. And there be a much shorter wall build. Capless business owners will have the cheap labor they need. Our secret government wouldn't be able to get their drugs in anymore , trafficking can be eliminated but they need their secret money, how much does a alcohol cartel make on the drug alcohol . Thank God word United States and najenda we were 50 different countries how many more warriors there would be. Being funny

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Guy Facts.... More

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Why is it taking you so long...
humorous answers please..

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Not many takers!

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Decisions,Decisions..

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A NORWEGIAN Joke
LARS GOT a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was pretty to look at, fully grown, but had a rude vocabulary. Lars tried and tried to make the bird say nice words to no avail. He even shook the bird, but it made the bird only more unwelcoming.
In a burst of desperation he put the bird in the freezer. For a few minutes he heard the bird swearing, and then there was absolute quiet. Lars quickly opened the freezer door for fear of killing the bird.
Out it came. The parrot stepped measuredly out onto Lars's extended arm and said, More

Image for post A NORWEGIAN Joke

LARS GOT a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was pretty to look at, fully grown, but had a rude vocabulary. Lars tried and tried to make the bird say nice words to no avail. He even shook the bird, but it made the bird only more unwelcoming.

In a burst of desperation he put the bird in the freezer. For a few minutes he heard the bird swearing, and then there was absolute quiet. Lars quickly opened the freezer door for fear of killing the bird.

Out it came. The parrot stepped measuredly out onto Lars's extended arm and said,

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Image for post ......logical!

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What's a quick way to get out of a conversation?

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Find your Easter Bunny name. Please share, if you’d like to.

Image for post Find your Easter Bunny name. Please share, if you’d like to.

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Why are you answering this question? More

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With whom would you LIKE to be stuck in an elevator?

Image for post With whom would you LIKE to be stuck in an elevator?

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Proverbs? amirite?

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