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A NORWEGIAN Joke
LARS GOT a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was pretty to look at, fully grown, but had a rude vocabulary. Lars tried and tried to make the bird say nice words to no avail. He even shook the bird, but it made the bird only more unwelcoming.
In a burst of desperation he put the bird in the freezer. For a few minutes he heard the bird swearing, and then there was absolute quiet. Lars quickly opened the freezer door for fear of killing the bird.
Out it came. The parrot stepped measuredly out onto Lars's extended arm and said, MoreImage for post A NORWEGIAN Joke LARS GOT a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was pretty to look at, fully grown, but had a rude vocabulary. Lars tried and tried to make the bird say nice words to no avail. He even shook the bird, but it made the bird only more unwelcoming. In a burst of desperation he put the bird in the freezer. For a few minutes he heard the bird swearing, and then there was absolute quiet. Lars quickly opened the freezer door for fear of killing the bird. Out it came. The parrot stepped measuredly out onto Lars's extended arm and said,
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......logical!Image for post ......logical!
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What's a quick way to get out of a conversation?
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Find your Easter Bunny name. Please share, if you’d like to.Image for post Find your Easter Bunny name. Please share, if you’d like to.
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Why are you answering this question? More
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With whom would you LIKE to be stuck in an elevator?Image for post With whom would you LIKE to be stuck in an elevator?
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Proverbs? amirite?Image for post Proverbs? amirite?
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What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? More
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Beer Case
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade!"
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+1How about a good old Ole joke?
OLE WAS hiking in the mountains of Norway when he slipped on a wet rock and fell over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff. He had fallen twenty feet when he got hold of a bush that was growing out of a rock. There he was dangling, looking down at the deep fjord down below - it was certain death. His hands started to perspire and he called out, "Is there anybody up there to help me?"
Then he heard a reassuring, deep voice ringing out, "I'm here, Ole. The Lord. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you."
Ole looked down, looked up, and said, "Is there anyone else up there?", amirite? MoreImage for post How about a good old Ole joke? OLE WAS hiking in the mountains of Norway when he slipped on a wet rock and fell over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff. He had fallen twenty feet when he got hold of a bush that was growing out of a rock. There he was dangling, looking down at the deep fjord down below - it was certain death. His hands started to perspire and he called out, "Is there anybody up there to help me?" Then he heard a reassuring, deep voice ringing out, "I'm here, Ole. The Lord. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you." Ole looked down, looked up, and said, "Is there anyone else up there?", amirite?
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Polish Hunters
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home
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Happy April Fools Day everyone. Hope you don't get fooled too badly. lol MoreImage for post Happy April Fools Day everyone. Hope you don't get fooled too badly. lol
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April fools! Air Jordan XV Retro | 2015 Jordan Cabernet Sauvignon | Jordan Winery - YouTubeAn iconic vintage calls for an iconic shoe. Made for serious wine drinkers. Learn more on our blog: https://blog.jordanwinery.com/air-jordan-xv-retro-2015-jo...https://youtu.be/eeHwk_6Rv3U
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Beware of the cat!Image for post Beware of the cat!
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