+765I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me! It's probably because of all the Ipads I've won, amirite?
+689If you think about it, just driving to the grocery store, you pass hundreds of people you've never met before, that have their own stories, their own dreams, and their own problems. But, we may never know anything about them. It's miraculous to think that the random stranger at the mall that you accidently make eye contact with could one day be a very important part of your life, or nothing at all, amirite?
+420Have you noticed how people's priorities are all wrong when it comes to health? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon- there's a pig's ass in your food. amirite?
+481when you were the line leader in elementary school, all the other kids were pretty much your bitches, amirite?
+439Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
+418The dieting world needs to stop discriminating against fat transexuals, amirite?
+617It's annoying when people say today's society is fucked up. Sure, it might be a bit, but at least we don't segregate people like only about 50 or 60 years ago or kill women because they might be a witch like only a few hundred years ago. Society has only improved, sitting there talking about how fucked up society today is doesn't make you sound mature, cool, hipster, or anything except that you complain about something but do nothing to improve it, amirite?
+570A sparrow was just about to freeze to death when a cow came over and took a crap on it. The warmth of the cow's shit warmed up the little bird and saved its life. The sparrow started singing from happiness but then a cat heard it, found the bird and ate it. The conclusion is that not everyone who throw shit at you wants to harm you and not everyone who digs you out of it wants to help you. amir... amirite?
+736Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
+628You know you're a 90's kid when... you don't shut the hell up about it, amirite?
+484One of the most difficult decisions to make in life is whether to pursue your dream or to pursue reality, amirite?
+996You can act different around different people without being fake. Sometimes context just brings out different parts of you subconsciously. You are only being fake when you are directly contradicting core personal values and beliefs with your actions, amirite?