+815Plumbers are red, Hedgehogs are blue. Press "Start" to join, and be my Player 2. amirite?
+1,285Some people are born mature, and some need it thrust upon them. Tehehe... thrust, amirite?
+983I find it boring when people can't think of a better compliment than "you have pretty eyes". Everyone's eyes look cool, they're fucking colorful balls of liquid on your face, amirite?
+789The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?
+1,282Unfortunately, you can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. amirite?
+783Gay people: you get really offended when two straight people try to get married. It's different from how you practice marriage and it is automatically morally wrong to do something different. amirite?
+1,274You know those nights when you just can't fall asleep? Maybe it's because you're awake in someone else's dream, amirite?
+2,446Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
+474You've never been in love, but you imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food, amirite?
+965It sucks when you pass by an incredibly good looking person, but then you realize it was just a mirror, amirite?
+1,010I recently had sex with my girlfriend but she kept screaming someone else's name. Does anyone know who Rape is? amirite?
+1,126If Adam and Eve did populate the world, then everything DID start with a big bang, amirite?
+785My heart beats for you. Well, it also beats for my blood circulation and the delivery of oxygen to my vital organs, but mostly it beats for you, amirite?
+563I will never be your first kiss. I will never be your first love. I'm not your first valentine, first fight, first teddy bear, or first date. I'm not in this to be your first anything...I just want to be your last, amirite?