+765Your love life is a disaster because you never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade, amirite?
+2,605It's adorable that the people who are the voices for Minnie and Mickey Mouse, are married in real life. amirite?
+546Everyone says love hurts, but that isn’t true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt. amirite?
+1,119If she's amazing, she wont be easy. If she's easy, she wont be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy, amirite?
+649Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used /passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a black piece of paper, amirite?
+884It's so annoYing whEn people Are posting Here, trYing tO Use subliminAl messaging, amiRitE?
+1,368What's (buffering 20%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on, amirite?
+2,042Love is like a toilet. Sometimes it's full of crap, and other times it's right there when you need it to be. Amirite?
+889You don't get butterflies in your stomach when you talk to HIM. You get elephants stomping on all internal organs including the brain which crushes the part which teaches you how to act normal around people, amirite?
+505If I asked you to have sex with me... Would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? Amirite?
+765I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me! It's probably because of all the Ipads I've won, amirite?
+576Me without you is like a sneaker without laces. A geek without braces. Asentencewithnospaces. amirite?
+907When you get your heart broken, you shouldn't eat a ton of ice cream; you should eat a big bowl of Cheerios because they are heart healthy, amirite?
+1,077"Hey, do i look ok?" "WHEN I SEE YOUR FAACE, THERE'S NOT A THING THAT I WOULD CHANGE." "No, seriously, do i look ok right now?" "AND WHEN YOU SMIILE, THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS AND STARES FOR A WHILE." "Yeah... you know, this just isn't working out for me.", amirite?