+830It's kinda odd how in Goldilocks and the three bears Papa bear and Mama bear don't share a bed, amirite?
+605When I was your age we had a handy dandy notebook not a super duper computer, amirite?
+284It's awkward when your mom gets remarried and you have to share a room with a curly-headed fuck, amirite?
+333In Tangled, when the evil mother is saying how Flynn Rider is only using Rapunzel to get the crown, it's a metaphor for virginity, amirite?
+354In the Bible it says that an angel appeared to Joseph in a dream and convinced him not to leave Mary. This could all have been a clever combination of time travel and inception, amirite?
+429When something's missing it's rarely in the last place you'd look, it's in the first place you looked only you didn't look hard enough, amirite?
+89999% of the conflicts on Disney shows could be avoided if the Main character didn't lie so much, amirite?
+601The price for Christmas presents is relative, if you buy me a 5 dollar shirt then spend 30 on new shoes you're a tool, but if you buy me a 5 dollar shirt then eat ramen noodles cause that's all you can afford you're a saint, amirite?
+401Short people should be grateful, it just means you get to trick or treat longer, amirite?
+486You know shit went down when someone changes their facebook profile picture from them practically eating their boyfriend's face to an old one of just themself, amirite?
+540You know it's time to get out of the shower when your hands are so pruny you could get a senior citizen's discount, amirite?
+424It's ridiculous how in a horror movie a random person could be simply standing in a room and get murdered yet the main character could walk blindfolded into a dark, abandoned building with a target on his back and still "manage to escape" with only a cut, amirite?