Gays: You're glad that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is gone so now you can finally join the army, train for months, survive harsh conditions, and risk the possibility of dying in war just to maybe catch a glance of the same sex naked in the shower, amirite?
You feel left out when someone said something about a team winning and you don't have the slightest clue on what they're talking about, amirite?
When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
Day to day you live life normally, but every now and then, you have days where you lock yourself in you're room, eat ice cream, watch chick flicks, listen to sad songs and cry because you want Anthony so bad but you know youll never have him! amirite?
If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?
Girls: you feel safer when you're wearing a bra, amirite?
Teen girls never seem to understand that they are just in a high school relationship and that it was most likely going to end. They go on thinking that they are going to get married, have a future together, and they won't listen to a word you say. And then the break up devastates them. amirite?
If someone offers you drugs, you should give thanks because drugs are expensive, amirite?