In this age where numb feelings are considered "cool" how enthusiastic are you? Can you enthuse with the best of them?

When people tell me to calm down I tell them, "No" It's really that simple.

Yes it does. I've probably done it subconsciously but they do it because they already know it works. It's a fact.

Body-shaming is another evil usage of social media. Or do you have to put up with what you get given...?

You weren't given that. You can work on your body. It's possible, believe it or not.

The kids who will readily give their parents their password(s) are the ones who can actually be trusted, amirite?

Those kids are also the ones that surrender to authority pretty quickly.

you hate it when you have a dream that your worst enemy and you are in a fight but your punches go in slow motion, amirite?

Sleep paralasys interferes with movement in a dream. It's also why you can't run very fast no matter how hard we try.

Success is like pregnancy. Everyone congratulates you but no one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it, amirite?

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Whether anyone likes it or not, the United States is the mightiest nation in the world, amirite?
@? What was the point of that...?

The US is a part of just one big country clusterfuck.

Whether anyone likes it or not, the United States is the mightiest nation in the world, amirite?

Society is just a bunch of cattle on a farm. All of the world leaders are the farmers. The farmers don't give a shit about the cattle, they just want power over them.

Its very difficult to drink anything while laying on your stomach without feeling extremely uncomfortable. amirite?

Or on your back.

You feel sorry for whichever football team gets Tim Tebow, amirite?

I feel bad for the dumbass that got the Bronco with a Tebow torso on it.

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Overly dramatic scenes in movies like the one where two lovers are being separated and they're bawling and screaming each others name are so over the top and unnecessary they're almost comical. It's not like the guards are going to say, "Wow, it looks as if these two individuals really care for each other. We better let them go." Although it would look pretty bizarre if when they were being seized the couple just silently stared at each other, expressionless. amirite?
Religious people think logic is a test of faith. But really religion is a test of logic, amirite?
Do you know why the wedding ring is placed on the fourth finger from the thumb on your left hand? Because it's the only finger that has a vein that's directly connected to our heart, amirite?

Yeah. That's not true. Blow it out your ass OP.

Religious people think logic is a test of faith. But really religion is a test of logic, amirite?

Naturalistic philosophy is great.

Children (under 13-14) shouldn't be watching Jersey Shore, Housewives Of Anywhere, Adult Swim, listening to age inappropriate music (Young Money or songs like Sexy And I Know It, A$$/Remix), or having Facebook/Twitter accounts. Kids should be KIDS for as long as possible. They don't have to be totally sheltered, but some things can wait amirite?

WOOP WOOP Moral police coming through!