+38 By all logic, a curly hair in your food is almost definitely a beard hair. But we will always assume it's a pube first and can't get that out of our heads once we see it. amirite?

by Anonymous 15 hours ago

+7 Colonel Walter was shocked when he learned from the Nile, copper African elephants turning hostile. So he built these wonderful automaton blokes, and a very big steam powered giraffe what smokes. amirite?

by Anonymous 15 minutes ago

+5 You are almost always facing forward. amirite?

by Responsible_Bug 16 minutes ago

+7 People in a bad mood. amirite?

by Remarkable_Diet1370 16 minutes ago

+8 Sleeping in caskets makes death an easier transition, amirite?

by Anonymous 16 minutes ago

+12 Fettuccine Alfredo smells like throw up, amirite?

by One-Middle-8900 1 hour ago

+7 Women have seen more penises in real life than most men. And vice versa. amirite?

by Unable-Command 1 hour ago

+7 Humans are the Earth's parasite. amirite?

by United_Drink_1660 1 hour ago

-5 Being able to work a job that you're passionate about is a major privilege, and being paid less than your counterparts is not "exploitation". amirite?

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

+13 brioche buns suck, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

-17 The egg that became you was formed inside your grandmother, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 hours ago