being able to understand what dogs are saying when they bark would be cool, amirite?
"Truth or dare?" "Dare, because the truth is scarier than anything you can dare me to do." amirite?

I dare you to tell the truth to this question....

What compels a person who's buying candy for trick-or-treaters to pick up the bag of Almond Joys instead of the bag of Reese's Cups? amirite?

We should make a candy trading website..anyone.. anyone?

The "vagina" game is much more difficult than the "penis" game. amirite?

yupp, but its not harder =D

There are probably a few amish people who secretely sneak around an iPod or laptop, amirite?

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS JONNY?....seriously what is this"?

With names like Sophocles, Themistocles, and Pericles, you wonder why no ancient Greek has ever named their child Testicles, amirite?

No. That's like saying "There are animals called ducks, and bucks, so why aren't any called fucks?"

Babies and cheese have so much in common! They both get blood everywhere when you cut them up, and taste delicious on potatoes, amirite?
girls: it annoys you when you see a guy with bigger boobs than you, amirite?

Guys: it annoys you when you see a girl with smaller breasts than you, amirite?

You'd rather get a free trip to Disneyland than a car for your birthday, amirite?

I really hope this isn't serious.

Other than describing rain, "torrential" has no place in the English language. amirite?

"The elephant caused absolute havoc within the airport, wreaking destruction along its eastern portions.
"I am only interested in painting the actual person, in doing a painting of them, not in using them to some ulterior end of art. For me, to use someone doing something not native to them would be wrong."
"The soldier had gone completely amok"

At the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, instead of "The End", they should've put "Mischief Managed", amirite?

The first one being yesterday's i'm guessing?

The smell when you blow out a candle is awesome. They should make a blown-out-candle scented candle, amirite?

What would it smell like when you blew it out?

These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are rubbish. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones. amirite?

POTD material.

Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?

Jesus can walk on land, I can walk on land, therefore I am 100% Jesus.