If yawns were really contagious, babies would yawn when they witness someone else yawning. amirite?

Whether you yawn or not when you see someone else yawning is linked to the level of empathy you feel. Some people yawn when they see strangers yawning but others only yawn when they see their close family or friends yawning.
Children don't start to yawn when they see other people yawn until they are about 4.
Psychopaths don't ever yawn when they see other people yawning.

Our life is the opposite of a banana's. We're cared about when not enough ripe and when too ripe, but not in the middle. amirite?

Is our ripeness our age or our emotional well being?

If you can't figure out what a commercial is advertising, it's a a car commercial. amirite?
@Or perfume/cologne

I've often wondered if a cologne commercial would be more successful if instead of showing abstract imagery it spent 30 seconds describing the notes and qualities of the fragrance with relevant imagery of the ingredients.

Regina Georgia's mum was a better mum than a lot of people think. amirite?

too bad her daughter took advantage of it :(

Clits looking like tiny penises is something everyone decided to never talk about, amirite?

Some do, some don't.

Foods that you know are scorching hot burn you less than foods that you don't know are scorching hot... amirite?
you wanna see people speak, give them a voice. you wanna see people act, silence them. amirite?
@Tommyfrank What if I would just like to not see them at all?

Baskin Robbins' Sample Spoon to the eye holes. preferably by an old crush you never got to smash pissers with.

You can remove any letter in boat but it would still be an existing word. amirite?

That was a close one

It's likely that Peach wasn't being kidnapped and rather Mario was being cucked by Bowser, amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon What is that used for? Serious question.

Cucked means cuckholded. It's when someone sleep with your partner and you know about it.

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
Ugly people were chosen by nature not to reproduce. amirite?

There's a workaround. It's called alcohol and doggystyle

If you see someone not wearing a mask in public, feel free to mind your own business. amirite?

Run away. Or at least double the 6ft. Idiots can kill you.

Smoke in the air behaves like ink in water. amirite?

But what about smoke on the water, or fire in the sky?

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

While they do matter, they are not the end-all. Look at all the ugly ass celebs.

Working for the CIA must be so interesting, like you know everything. You know who is going to be the next dictator before that person even knows he's going to be one. amirite?

You obviously don't know anyone that works at the CIA