Your butt can expel all of the three states of matter, amirite?

My butt's currently doing that.

It's funny how Universal studios' logo is the Earth, a planet that accounts less than 0.0001% of the solar system. amirite?

Well, when we say something is universal, I don't think we're accounting for the aliens two billion galaxies away

If you're a loud snorer you probably shouldn't land yourself in prison where you could have a cellmate. amirite?

As an ex Con who snores loudly I have the solution. Hold your cell mate hostage and then you become single cell only. Win win.

There is no word in the English Language that is less than 1 letter long. amirite?
Mother Nature grounded us, amirite?

don't lose hope, we still have free pornhub premium and toilet paper

You can slit someone's neck with a Dorito. amirite?

I just prefer the salsa, sue me

Ugly people were chosen by nature not to reproduce. amirite?

There's a workaround. It's called alcohol and doggystyle

Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?

Although in order to cause a visible shift in spectrum (especially to blue) they would have to move so fast the air resistance would destroy them (yeah vacuum whatever), so let me ftfy:

Roses are red, not really blue, in order for them to be, you would be too.

Ants have thrived for so long because at the end of the day, the workers(public) have all the power and they know it. amirite?
@landlevenlover Exactly. We have just been conditioned to assume the person who leads has the power. Which is not correct.

We? Pfff we? Haha. Well not we for I am not a human and i only listen to mother then again she is the queen but i am a lovely princess. A dragon princess

By the end of the next decade, our culture is going to change drastically, amirite?
Humans can hallucinate taste. amirite?
@yourneck You can have false sensations of anything in a lucid dream The wind on your face A sweet smell A warm embrace Etc.

Funny that you bring that up. I was just telling myself this morning that i would like to get back into lucid dreaming again.

That is really cool though i don't think i have ever smelled in my dream before that seems so strange.

Our mums are our spawn points, amirite?

Technically , it's our dad's penis

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

Lol some of us are still too broke to have started a family.

How do those things correlate?

We pay actors thousands to act homeless, yet we don't do that for the real homeless. amirite?
@krisjimsampson In fairness we do pay millions to terrorists. The USvid the largest terrorist nation on earth with billions funding...

You know what I mean. But let's find a non-political one anyway. How about: we pay actors to pretend they're serial killers but we don't pay actual serial killers.