You've probably never thought about how long it would take for a giraffe to throw-up, amirite?
@Ezio I don't think that they can...

They probably can't, but it's still fun to think about! (:

You've probably never thought about how long it would take for a giraffe to throw-up, amirite?
It's not racist if people think black and asian people should NOT dye their hair blonde. It's just unnatural. amirite?

I'm Asian, and at an extent, I agree with this. But lots of Japanese people dye their hair blonde. And actually, blonde highlights on dark hair looks great. And a lot of "emo/scene" Asians dye their hair lighter that it is. You know? I can't really explain it to make sense -.-

It's hard for us, commoners, to resist that morbid fascination which we have for people who are murderers, serial killers or killer children. These people live and act in a way which usually defies our logic and morals but we just can't help to be interested in them for the simple reason that they are different from us, amirite?

This is, single-handedly, the most logical, intelligent, and thought-provoking speculation that I have read in my entire thirteen years of living. I applaud you.

You avoid calling people "tools" because that would imply that they are actually useful for something. amirite?

Inaccurate. I call people tools because they never know when they're getting used. (Like an actual tool, since they're inanimate objects, haha.)

Was the pun intended? If so, I applaud thee.

You hat having to get on the scale in front of your doctor and see it increase 10 more pounds, amirite?

Yes, I hat that very much :P

Sometimes you can't help but hate a few nicknames that have been given to you, amirite?
@WolfeDeWary The worst i got called? Buttplug Ben.

People suck. Mine were Addict Amy and Emo Amy.

It kind of sucks when you're running for speed and your shoes untie, but you don't want to stop to tie them, amirite?
It kind of sucks when you're running for speed and your shoes untie, but you don't want to stop to tie them, amirite?
@Sahara9189495514 Yeah! It was awful. :/ I have a bug scar to remind me to tie my shoes.

Awhhh! When it happened to me, I only got four stitches and my parents got me that scar remover shtuff. Just the memory in general reminds me to tie my shoes. And I also hate running now. -.-

It kind of sucks when you're running for speed and your shoes untie, but you don't want to stop to tie them, amirite?
@Sahara9189495514 That still sounds painful. My knee was gushing blood. It was all down my leg and some guy carried me onto the...

That sucks! I was doing this Thanksgiving 15 mile thing with my friend a few years ago. I honestly don't remember what happened after I fell. I also hit my head and passed out, sooo.... Yeah.... All I remember is waking up in my parent's bed with stitches. It was REALLY REALLY weird.

It kind of sucks when you're running for speed and your shoes untie, but you don't want to stop to tie them, amirite?
@Sahara9189495514 That sounds much worse than mine! You passed out? I felt sick looking at my knee and all te blood. Eww. Blood makes...

Yeah, I ended up getting a concussion. It was pretty crazy and I could barely stand up once I woke up. Wait..... You had to lay in bed and drink soda and lost a lot of blood from the cut on your finger?! ... Or from falling when you were running? ..

It kind of sucks when you're running for speed and your shoes untie, but you don't want to stop to tie them, amirite?
@Sahara9189495514 Youre cute and clumsy! :D Yeah, I had to drink soda after the cut on my finger. I get low blood sugar sometimes...

Bahahah thanks, that made my day (:
Oh, woah! I <3 soda.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Dude, I hated it. -.-
Oh. Let's start messaging each other, hahaha.

When you're sick, tissue boxes and water bottles are your best friends, amirite?
Everyone always becomes silent when they hear a cell phone ring, amirite?
@Brambleclaw8 In school, at least.

Actually, my uncle's phone went off in the house and the entire house just fell silent. But yeah, most of the time, in school. Haha.