This post is SOOOOOOOOOOOO false. Now show me your tits.
I believe in unicorns and world peace.
Thanks for not aborting me. YOU ROCK!
love, accident child"
Thank you for making me gag and be disgusted by the thought of apples and plums.
You know alot about fruit o.O
Guys- I am a demon baby worshiper that rides unicorns while eating rice pudding, and I don't really mind this post. The people who are getting offended aren't actually demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding, so they don't know how REAL demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding actually feel, and they shouldn't pretend they do.
That's an offensive stereotype, demons hate rice pudding.
And thus beastiality came to be!
The Bible - The Worlds First Trolling
"Oh shit guys, let's put all of this in a book, tell people it's real, and see if they actually fall for it."
I think I first saw this on the wall in the hospital room a minute after my birth.
Rap = Crap
Rock = Sexy
The war of love
I agree, but why the fuck did you make it so I'd have to read your post 10 times to try and figure out why you put those ellipses in there?