If guys could no longer say anything perverted, sarcastic, insulting, or obscene, they wouldn't be able to speak. amirite?

This post is SOOOOOOOOOOOO false. Now show me your tits.

I get it, beauty comes in all different shapes and sizes. But not EVERYBODY is beautiful. Deny it all you want, but it's true. There are some people in the world that are just disgusting. And being ridiculously overweight isn't beautiful either, it's unhealthy and gross. You have no excuse to be overweight unless you have a medical condition that gives you a hard time losing weight. amirite?
Mother's Day is probably pretty awkward for teen moms who had accident babies, amirite?

"Dear mom,

Thanks for not aborting me. YOU ROCK!

love, accident child"

when you are eating fruit, you are eating female plant ovaries. and if you are allergic to pollen, you are allergic to plant sperm, amirite?

Thank you for making me gag and be disgusted by the thought of apples and plums.

when you are eating fruit, you are eating female plant ovaries. and if you are allergic to pollen, you are allergic to plant sperm, amirite?
If Adam Lambert wasn't gay, him and Lady Gaga would make the perfect couple, amirite?
It seems that you could say something completely random like "Demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding are weird" and someone will end up offended. amirite?

Guys- I am a demon baby worshiper that rides unicorns while eating rice pudding, and I don't really mind this post. The people who are getting offended aren't actually demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding, so they don't know how REAL demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding actually feel, and they shouldn't pretend they do.

It seems that you could say something completely random like "Demon baby worshipers that ride unicorns while eating rice pudding are weird" and someone will end up offended. amirite?

That's an offensive stereotype, demons hate rice pudding.

You hate that awkward feeling when everyone else is in a relationship and you're just sitting there like "...I love my dog", amirite?
God was the first troll. I mean he said "Hey you two can eat from ANY tree in the garden... EXCEPT that one right there." amirite?

The Bible - The Worlds First Trolling

"Oh shit guys, let's put all of this in a book, tell people it's real, and see if they actually fall for it."

Always stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone. amirite?

I think I first saw this on the wall in the hospital room a minute after my birth.

If you don't like a certain genre, it doesn't give you the right to say it's not music, amirite?

Rap = Crap
Rock = Sexy

The United States, waging another war before we even wrap up the first. God Bless America. amirite?
truck drivers, out there...alone but for thoughts and road...must be deep thinkers. amirite?

I agree, but why the fuck did you make it so I'd have to read your post 10 times to try and figure out why you put those ellipses in there?

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