Sure opposites attract. But there's a reason why no one says opposites stay together. amirite?
@potato22 Not that many comments on potd... Srry but i don't know where to close my account, since i don't want it anymore...

I'll remove it for you. All takes are a few simple steps.
Step 1: Go to my account settings.
Step 2: Click "Change Password"
Step 3: Mash random letters on the keyboard with your eyes closed
Step 4: Log out
Your welcome

Chaos is beauty, beauty is pain, pain builds strength; Order is safety, safety is comfortable, being comfortable keeps us from progress. So laws keep us from progress and make us weaker, amirite?

This post doesn't make sense, things which don't make sense cause confusion, confusion causes ignorance, ignorance causes hate, hate causes evil, evil causes fear, fear causes aggression, aggression causes war.
So this post must be responsible for war.
You cunt.

There's no "I" in "denial", amirite?

Theres also no A in chemistry no smilie

You wonder how the Obamas feel about not getting invited to the royal wedding, amirite?

I think maybe the royal family wasn't quite over the American Revolution...

If you wake up to find yourself in a prison cell strapped down below a slowly swinging pendulum that's slowly descending towards your neck, you've been Edgar Allen PWNED. amirite?
You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?

And then lit teachers try to force poetry out of you, and you're like

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
lol no
the end."

@I love his song's

His song's what? ... THE SUSPENCE.

See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people if you don't know their life. ... amirite?

See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.

FUCKING JUDGE EVERYONE

Contrary to popular belief, screamo music isn't all about death and pain. Most of them are poetry, and if you actually take the time to learn the lyrics, you would understand, amirite?

My favorite screamo song poem goes like:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDJFHUSAHIODFA
OHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHHUASHH
ADFJSKJFAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

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Somewhere, Lemony Snicket is sitting in his mansion, chuckling and saying, "I just mindfucked so many people..." amirite?

I can feel his dick fuckin my mind

It's annoying when people say things like "Oh honey, you don't have to wear make-up! The right boy will love you for YOU! <3" ...Maybe I'm doing this because I like to, because it makes ME happy. Maybe my choices aren't completely dependent on guys, amirite?

I love make up, it's just so fun to play with. I do my make up sometimes even if I'm not going out. I think that it's just as silly to not wear make up for guys, as it is to wear make up for guys. I just love that your face becomes a canvas and it's fun!

This must be how it works; Germ #1- "Oooh, look dude, there's food on the ground, lets go." Germ #2- "Nahh, man. It hasn't been 5 seconds yet." Germ #1- "Yeah, you're right. Gotta follow the rules.", amirite?
It's kind of ridiculous that saying the alphabet backwards is part of the drunk test. I mean, I can't even do that sober, amirite?

Every time someone asks me to say it backwards, I turn my back to them and just say it normally.

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