When we mix every color we expect to get some dark brownish color but in reality mixing every color would give you white, amirite?

This is only true with light, pigments mixed turn black.

No matter how bad it gets, you will always be rich at the dollar store, amirite?

I have less then 10 bucks to my name. Cant wait to be living the high life on paper plates a few bags of candy and a cococola glass

There was a point in human history when pockets didn't exist, amirite?

Pockets? What are those?


Make a small change to the truth and it's seen as deceitful. Make a ridiculous exaggeration to the truth and it's seen as satire/humor. amirite?

It's tough trying to do meta-satire about satire when you don't really know what satire or how to employ it...

It's not homo if it's for a Klondike bar, amirite?
Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
The more order people have. The more they crave chaos. The more chaos people have. The more they crave order. amirite?

People really want what they don't have

You can count the number of popcorns you've made by counting the number of pops, amirite?

You can count your feet by counting your toes

Like our shadows are 2d projections of us we might be 3D projections of 4d beings. amirite?

I dont think that's how it works cause shadows are attached to us. I think you mean 4d beings would have 3d shadows

Us 3D-beings, are able to control 2D-beings. Maybe 4D-beings are controlling us, but being controlled by 5D-beings, but being controlled by 6D-beings, but being controlled by 7D-beings. So on and so forth. amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound no, its just maths, in our universe there are only 3 dimensions however more dimensions are completely...

Math is a language that doesn't always represent reality.

I don't know why I said 6, but you're right.

I've heard arguments for higher dimensions, but never with any empirical evidence

No matter how many times you've "dropped the kids off at the pool," chances are you've not once gone back to pick them back up, amirite?

Why pick them back up? Wipe. Flush. Be on your way.
Wash your hands.

We listen to kids ramble about their fantasies, and we also listen to old people ramble about how their fantasies didn't work out. amirite?

Dude, ouch. I didn't really want ennui at 8:30 on a Sunday.

In a world of web browsers, chrome is the Bill Gates, while Internet explorer is that bright college friend he had hired. amirite?
Jeans with holes in them cost way more even though you're getting way less jean. amirite?

Same goes for specific cheese kinds.

Everything Is A Weapon If You Throw It Fast Enough, amirite?

Throwing shade can hurt someone deeply so this checks out.