Dihydrogen Monoxide has been present at every school shooting and in the bloodstreams of every terrorist. I'm pretty sure Lance Armstrong was hopped up on some too.

It'd be even better if you knew proper comma usage.

Sometimes you want people to properly use apostrophes.

*definitely.

Remember, if you put an "a" in the word definitely, then you're definitely an asshole.

Well at least the 8 to 10 percent in the workforce are wasting their own money on drugs. not mine.

And they protect your face from the nasty feather pillows whose purpose is to pock you in the middle of the night.

same with plain air popped popcorn

One reason this country is going to crap is because the two parties can't agree on anything. The fight should be toward freedom, not to make the othe party look stupid.

It says in the bible that he ate honeycomb. And that he let people touch the scars in his hands and feet. He could have eaten M&Ms had they been invented.

I always thought it looked like a pair of scissors

haha, i just saw your name

That's true. And that's one thing that separates medical school graduates from liberal arts college graduates. But I was mostly thinking out loud from a student's point of view.

Even better solution: Rid life of all technology. Sell house and all possessions. Go in the woods and say, "Hello empty newsfeed."

haha! Now this is how to load a dishwasher. . . Gosh i wished we learned that stuff in school

*just