Offers hand Can you hold this while I go for a walk?
"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
No... You just become kidnap resistant. There's a big difference between proof and resistant, as swiss watch makers will happily tell you and charge you $1000 for.
Yes he couldn't fit a blue whale on the boat... If only the earth had been covered in a substance that blue whales could live in!
You used to bold text by putting 2 asterisks before and after. Italics was slashes, strikethrough was dashes, and underline wass underscore.
Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.
( troll ) =
( creeper ) =
( diamond ) =
( y ) =
( n ) =
( hello ) =
( no ) =
( lolwut ) =
( wary ) =
( cool ) =
( smile ) =
( smirk ) =
( frown ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( un ) =
( love ) =
( angry ) =
( d ) =
( goo ) =
( lhat ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
( yum ) =
( puke ) =
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Smelly cat, smeellllllly cat, it's not your fault!!!
Criminals wouldn't be the only ones we'd have to worry about. Our government taking away guns does nothing but give the government more power.
I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my life after my mum found him in the DIY section of homebase. He liked me but our relationship didn't scale the same heights as it did with my real ladder. We've tried doing relationship building activities such as painting a shed last summer, but he failed to lift me and my mood in the way my real ladder used to. He just can't support me in the same way.
So it's a game for people who like to see their friends naked? That... doesn't sound weird at all
No, of course not. You can be a stripper, too.
The bigger the O, the bigger the ho.
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.