OMG! It hurts when you get punched in the boobs! It hurts when we get kicked in the balls. OMG! You have to go through childbirth and all those stages! We have to deal with you DURING all that. OMG! You have to pee while sitting down! We have to deal with the guys who shit in the urinals. OMG! Stfu about woman having it worse. We have to deal with just as much shit as you do, amirite?

I'm pretty sure that going through childbirth is way worse than "dealing with" a pregnant woman.

And find a different urinal.

OMG! It hurts when you get punched in the boobs! It hurts when we get kicked in the balls. OMG! You have to go through childbirth and all those stages! We have to deal with you DURING all that. OMG! You have to pee while sitting down! We have to deal with the guys who shit in the urinals. OMG! Stfu about woman having it worse. We have to deal with just as much shit as you do, amirite?
@Well, while you are bitching and taking your hormones out on us, remember that you wanted to have a baby in the...

Okay, I will keep that in mind :) But having a pot roast sized thing shoved through a quarter sized hole is worth it in the end.

If you are what you eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn, amirite?
@pokemonmaster1127 i think you mean he who must not be named....

Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.

OMG! It hurts when you get punched in the boobs! It hurts when we get kicked in the balls. OMG! You have to go through childbirth and all those stages! We have to deal with you DURING all that. OMG! You have to pee while sitting down! We have to deal with the guys who shit in the urinals. OMG! Stfu about woman having it worse. We have to deal with just as much shit as you do, amirite?
@Lazynez It shouldn't be quarter sized, last time I checked. o.o You should lose the skin there so it can expand. And, I...

Haha... I'm sorry but just read your comment out loud to yourself. It's kind of funny... no offense or anything. Just sayin.

What do parents in Africa say to their kids to get them to finish their dinner, amirite?

I don't think they need to be told to finish their dinner. They probably do it voluntarily every time without any fuss.

Why do teachers always seem to blame the fact that they can't handle their classes on the time of day? E.g. "Come on guys, I know it's Monday morning"; "Come on guys, I know it's Friday afternoon"; "Come on guys, I know it's 9:23 on a Thursday"; amirite?
@danilol are you kidding 9:23 on a thursday is the worst of all :O

No no no no... 12:54 on a Wednesday is definitely the worst...

Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?

There's this part in the TV show Friends where Monica is talking to Rachel's mom and says something like "...because you're the most important person in this room... and the WORLD!"

When she says "and the world", that is exactly how I think "and sexy" in my head when I read this post.

OMG! It hurts when you get punched in the boobs! It hurts when we get kicked in the balls. OMG! You have to go through childbirth and all those stages! We have to deal with you DURING all that. OMG! You have to pee while sitting down! We have to deal with the guys who shit in the urinals. OMG! Stfu about woman having it worse. We have to deal with just as much shit as you do, amirite?

Okay, let's face it... we'll never know which is worse- being a guy or a girl because nobody has lived the life of both. If you guys were girls then you would think you had it worse, and I'm sure that if all us girls were guys, we would think that we had it worse.

You are never mean to the creepy kid in school because they may bring a gun to school one day. amirite?

Not only that, but also because it's just the right thing to do. Unless you want to look like a total dick.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help, amirite?
Anyone born after 1995 is NOT a true '90's kid, amirite?

I was born in 1995 and I don't really think of myself as a 90s kid. I mean, I watched some of the shows, and my parents put me in 90s clothes (there are 90s clothes, you just can't really explain what's so different about them) but I can hardly remember it.

It wouldn't be bad if we found the cure to cancer, but if we did the world would be very much more overpopulated, amirite?
Right now, someone is fighting cancer. Someone just had a baby, someone just got engaged. Someone just won the lottery, someone just died. Someone is crying. Someone is scared. Someone just lost everything important to them. The world is constantly changing. It't weird to think that just because it's another day for you, doesn't mean it's not life changing for someone else, amirite?

Yeah, well, I found a penny today.

You shave the hair off your big toe, amirite?

I'm very relieved to discover that I'm not the only one that does this.

You sometimes wonder what english sounds like from the perspective of a non-speaker, amirite?

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Kind of interesting to think about.