You're happy with your life, amirite?
@1706223

If you get stabbed and someone else gets stabbed twice, would you be happy?

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

You aren't the way your 2nd grade self imagined and hoped you would be at your current age, amirite?

I'm not a Pokemon trainer... yet.

Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?

Taking the exponential population growth into account, I estimate that we will all be underwater by December 21st, 2012. Wait...

This is for a stats project, please help. You exercise at least 3-5 days per week, amirite?

What if your teacher asks you who participated in the survey?

"Well, let's see... there was DandyLion, and Nacklefoodle, and favvkes..."

What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?
This is probably going to be very controversial, but if sexualities such as gay and bi are supported, then sexualities such as pedophilia and necrophilia should be supported too, right? I'm not saying I WANT or SUPPORT pedophilia or necrophilia, and I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, but following our own rules, all sexualities should be allowed, amirite?
@midnightcookies Sorry, what was that?

I THINK HE (she?) SAID "HOW ABOUT GREAT OVERAGED SEX WITH A HORSE?"

Obama may be a very lovely family man, but when it comes down to it, there’s a father in Pakistan who loves his kids just as much as Obama loves his girls, and Obama killed that man’s children.

Yeah, I saw on the news some footage of Obama busting into Lahore with an AK-47 and mowing down some fathers.

mywhiteproblems.com is cool but they should make a site like that for other ethnicities. Like myblackproblems.com and they could post stuff like "I don't know who my baby's daddy is"; or myjewishproblems.com: "I lost a penny"; and myasianproblems.com: "I got an A-", amirite?
You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?
At the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, instead of "The End", they should've put "Mischief Managed", amirite?
It shocks you how much racism there is about Rue, Thresh, and Cinna in the Hunger Game movie, amirite?

It makes total sense. I mean, there's no way there could be any black people in the future, right?

Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?

Having sex with your headmaster is a dumbledoregasm.

Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?

Hey, let's see if my sword will fit into your sorting hat.

You feel like your calculator is secretly judging you when you type in a super obvious question, amirite?