That's because 32 degrees, compared to the usual 75~98 degrees we get here, is freaking insane.

Avril Lavigne had all those hair colors (not completely covering her hair, but still.)

This made me think of magnets.

Now I want some candy corn...

Somebody has yet to watch 'The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea."

What if you killed people slowly by feeding them foods high in cholesterol?

Well, when I read the first part I immediately thought of "When I Grow Up" by the PCD, so 'coolest' is a no-go.

"I just shot you!"
"No, I have a magical force field!"
"...bitch, just die already."

@Mhmmm And a third

Hold the fudge up, I must Google this shit.

Ahh, the magical times of Elementary school.

I was only in the first grade at the time. I didn't know anything except for the fact that everybody in my class was being checked out of school except for me.

You can't compare the two. That's like comparing...comparing apples and oranges!

"Starving children in Africa."

Or, you know, SHIELD YOURSELF.