Okay, the world was created 6000 years ago, and humans were created 2011 years ago, which is also the 6th day that God was making the universe. That means that 5 days in God's time = (6000 - 2011) human years = 3989 years. So 1 God day is roughly 798 years. Now it makes sense how God was able to do it in such little time, amirite?
Okay, the world was created 6000 years ago, and humans were created 2011 years ago, which is also the 6th day that God was making the universe. That means that 5 days in God's time = (6000 - 2011) human years = 3989 years. So 1 God day is roughly 798 years. Now it makes sense how God was able to do it in such little time, amirite?

No. The world was created millions or billions of years ago. And if early civilisations like the pharoahs appeared some 6,000 years, then the first people must have been waaay before that.
So, no.

"You'd Think people Would Have Had Enough Of Those Silly Love Songs...., amirite?

But I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.

Israel shouldn't have traded 1,000 Palestinian prisoners (some murderers) for 1 Israeli soldier, amirite?

Other than the fact that your usage of the word "murderers" is really offensive, it's been stated that that's how Israel views every single citizen: that they're worth 1027 Palestinians. And I think that specific soldier was important because his grandfather was a Holocaust survivor or something.

Contrary to popular belief, there ARE worse things that could happen to you than dying, amirite?

"The true master of Death does not seek to run away from it. He accepts that he must die and understands that there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying."

We've all be through that time where you question the religion you've been raised to believe in, amirite?

I'm going through that right now. I've been raised Muslim, but for a while now I've been doubting everything it teaches. I've never doubted the existence of God, but just the religion as a whole. I didn't know that so many people go through this.

We've all be through that time where you question the religion you've been raised to believe in, amirite?

I'm going through that right now. I've been raised Muslim, but for a while now I've been doubting everything it teaches. I've never doubted the existence of God, but just the religion as a whole. I didn't know that so many people go through this.

I think there's something wrong in the story of Noah's Ark: How did he get all the animals on one boat? Geographically, I mean. If he lived somewhere in Asia, how did he get a kangaroo? If he lived in Africa, how did he get a bear? If he lived in Europe, how did he get a lion, etc... Amirite?
@1179020

Oh, I haven't read the Bible. I was raised Muslim so kinda know the story and most others from before I can remember

I think there's something wrong in the story of Noah's Ark: How did he get all the animals on one boat? Geographically, I mean. If he lived somewhere in Asia, how did he get a kangaroo? If he lived in Africa, how did he get a bear? If he lived in Europe, how did he get a lion, etc... Amirite?
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Not to seem ignorant, but what's Genesis?

I think there's something wrong in the story of Noah's Ark: How did he get all the animals on one boat? Geographically, I mean. If he lived somewhere in Asia, how did he get a kangaroo? If he lived in Africa, how did he get a bear? If he lived in Europe, how did he get a lion, etc... Amirite?
My TV's speakers are broken, so I could be wrong... But Egypt is throwing one hell of a party, amirite?
@1094710

(pantherfanatic):I have no idea .. My phone has issues.

Bruno Mars' eyes were obviously open too if he was able to see her eyes weren't open, amirite?
@Bahira Maybe they were kissing and he opened his eyes for just a second and noticed that her eyes were fully open. Why...

(Bahira):But only for a second. Or maybe his eye just twitched and then he glimpsed her staring at him.

Bruno Mars' eyes were obviously open too if he was able to see her eyes weren't open, amirite?

Maybe they were kissing and he opened his eyes for just a second and noticed that her eyes were fully open.
Why does no one think of that possibility?

Whenever you are taking a state test, and it tells you to mark in your race, you always want to put something like: Pacific Islander, Tahitian, just to sound cool to the people grading them. amirite?

Wait, why the hell do you need to mark in your race in the first place?!

Whenever you are taking a state test, and it tells you to mark in your race, you always want to put something like: Pacific Islander, Tahitian, just to sound cool to the people grading them. amirite?

Wait, why the hell do you need to mark in your race in the first place?! :O :/