+459The Olympics remind you of all the things you haven't accomplished. It's like "Oh that's cool you're 16 and representing your country in the Olympics? Yeah that's cool. I watched videos of cats on YouTube today", amirite?
+732The Olson Twins used to be able to "solve any crime by dinner time". Now that they don't eat, how will they judge the timing of their detective skills? amirite?
+1,049People ask me if I live my life on the edge. Well, let's just say I'm the kind of guy who eats apples without washing them first. amirite?
+510It's annoying when commercials get you really amped up over something very insignificant. Like, "TODAY is the day to make a CHANGE!" "Fuck Yeah!" A CHANGE that is LONG overdue!" "That's right! Long overdue!" "YOU NEED to CHANGE your MAYONNAISE!!" "YEAH! CHANGE MY MAYO...wait what the fuck." It's a real boner killer, amirite?
+1,252It would be funny if someone calls "shotgun", and you were to just yell "Rosa Parks", get in the front seat, and refuse to move. amirite?
+548Kim Possible was a dirty girl. They even had to censor her theme song... "Call me, BEEP me.", amirite?
+513Africans have the best drinking games... Like 'the last one to find water dies,' amirite?
+1,191It's awkward when your friends ask you if your siblings are hot. I mean, they're related to you. Of course they're hot, amirite?
+874You hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?", amirite?
+437You know some people who are just about useful as Anne Frank's drum set, amirite?
+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+841That was funny. But i don't like you. Therefore i shall not laugh, amirite?
+2,609Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?