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It's funny to think of the last song you heard and then add "in my ass" after it, amirite?

"Heads Will Roll" in my ass...

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You defy at least one stereotype, amirite?

Im a douchebag but I don't flip my collar up.

@Here's one: I really dislike the Maximum Ride series. Here are my reasons: 1. The writing style is boring. The...

tl;dr

1. Writing is too simple.
2. Confusing plot.
3. The explanations don't make sense.
4. Annoying narrator.
5. Can't tell order of books.
6. No sympathetic characters.

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I am an Athiest, I am pro-choice but I frown upon abortion as a form of birth control, I hate being American, I hate the election system but I support Obama because I genuinely think he is helping the country, weed should stay illegal, I don't plan on stating abstinent until marriage, first kisses aren't that important, people on the internet should not be judged by their age but by their intelligence level, the US should kill the dollar bill, I believe in marriage equality. Now this one has an explanation so it's separate: White people are called racist too much. It was stated above but I'll give examples that piss me the fuck off. Imagine someone saying "I'm proud to be Hispanic, I wouldn't want to be anything else" replace "Hispanic" with "white" and you've got "racism". Oh crap, too many quotation marks.

There are some mnemonic devices you will remember forever, amirite?
@TheRaftsman Why not Karen?

kevin likes gay sex...Karen is practicing abstinence so everyone stopped asking her.

There are some mnemonic devices you will remember forever, amirite?

King Phillip Came Over For Grape Soda - Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

There are some mnemonic devices you will remember forever, amirite?
@colette Sohcahtoa. Would fail 9th grade trigonometry if not for Sohcahtoa.

I prefer ours. We learnt it as 'Sex on Hard Concrete Always Hurts Those Outer Areas'

There are certain people that just make you instantly horny, amirite?

Chris Hemsworth's arms.

If your mom walks in on you masturbating, you can either cover your dick, or close the porn window. There's never enough time for both, amirite?
@eviltuhtel Alt+F4 or press the start button on your pc.... You have two hands ffs wtf D:

Once my mom walked in on me. I just looked her straight in the eye and finished. Like a boss.

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

Brb guys.. I gotta go tickle the walrus and then suggest this as POTD.

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

to squeeze the caterpillar hehe smilie

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?
@1650406

I don't think "police" would be considered animals in the biological form of the word.

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To kill a mockingbird

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

to rub the cock