Yes. I went from not caring if people kill spiders or not to caring an insignifcant and practically non-existent amount
You're actually quite incorrect. Modern liberals want a more communist society. They want the current "oppressor", cis white males, to become the oppressed in their version of a level playing field. They also want everyone who disagrees with their ideology to be punished.
The ultimate goal of the liberal social justice movement is a society with everyone they view as oppressed now dominate the society and kill anyone who opposes them.
Nah man. Spiders kill flying insects, and those are several times worse in my opinion
what do you have against spiders :/
Lol you obviously didn't read the post he gave you the answer.
You should have phrased this: "Not every opinion matters, amirite?" imo.
Either way, recommended for POTD. Great job.
Thanks for commenting to let me know the great Sobriquet doesn't give a shit. Bitch
Well that's because the website it was posted on is a ghost town.
Why would I make this post on a website that isn't a ghost town? Use your head, friend.
That's precisely the problem. It makes cocaine seem less important than it really is
let me explain my thought process to you then, gramps.
"loose lips sink ships" is an old idiom that warns people to stay away from gossip.
"lips" can also refer to the opening of the vagina. Therefore, the word "lips" can refer to two separate locations on the human body. I took the idiom and used both meanings of the word (we call this a pun) to make the post go in an unexpected direction, and therefore complete my joke.
or maybe next time I can put some real thought into it and come up with something like "wow why do cashiers have earrings haha" or something equally groundbreaking.
Of course. In Western society (capitalism) it's obviously impossible for everyone to succeed, however it is possible for anyone to succeed. If an individual works hard enough, they will get somewhere.
maybe the 70 year old who is afraid of vaginas needs to grow up
haha I'm glad this post meets your expectations for coherent thoughts.
why did you disagree with both of my posts? What did I ever do to you